When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
by Penithdeth April 24, 2010
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-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.
-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.
by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022
Get the Washed swimmers mug.1. To leave abruptly (informal use of dip)
2. To remove used chewing tobacco from one's mouth and share it with someone else
3. The act of making out while simultaneously hitting off a shared clump of chaw
2. To remove used chewing tobacco from one's mouth and share it with someone else
3. The act of making out while simultaneously hitting off a shared clump of chaw
1.
Noah: Imma dip and switch
Chris: Aight, later my B
2.
Dale: Hey man, I'm out of dip.
Nick: (spits) Wanna dip and switch?
Dale: I sure would!
3.
Dylan: Did you see that redneck couple dip and switch in the hallway?
Owen: Yeah bro, it was disgusting!
Noah: Imma dip and switch
Chris: Aight, later my B
2.
Dale: Hey man, I'm out of dip.
Nick: (spits) Wanna dip and switch?
Dale: I sure would!
3.
Dylan: Did you see that redneck couple dip and switch in the hallway?
Owen: Yeah bro, it was disgusting!
by Captain Virgil November 3, 2018
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Jill: "Are you ready for the math exam?"
John: "I'm going to walk into that exam Big Dick Swinging!"
John: "I'm going to walk into that exam Big Dick Swinging!"
by DrBONGhITS420PHD December 12, 2013
Get the Big Dick Swinging mug.(n.) A condition of daydreaming while swimming laps for competitive competition/practice. The tendency of someone to have such a condition while swimming generally reflects their vulnerability of daydreaming and can impair their memory such as not being able to recall how long of a distance they are swimming, what stroke they may be swimming and how long they may need to swim it for. This phenomenon generally occurs more frequently during a longer swim for swimmers at a swimming distance rate of x/y=1/1.5 where x, equal to one, is the average length of the swam distance per a workout or meet and where y, equal to 1.5, is the added distance in which a swimmer may have higher chances of being subject to swimmer's trance. Therefore, if the average distance swam by a swimmer was 200 meters during his/her workout or competition per each time he/she swam again in their workout then swimmer's trance would likely occur more frequently at distances of 300 meters or more. For this reason many long-distance events in a swim meet now have counters in which another person flips a sign with rotating board windows to indicate the number of laps already swum. Usually a solid red square or rectangle is used to indicate that upon reaching the next wall after this flip turn that they should stop swimming and almost eliminates the chances of swimmer's trance affecting a swimmer's time in competition.
Mike suffered from such a bad case of swimmer's trance that he couldn't lead off his lane for practice with concerns that he would forget what they were supposed to be swimming.
by Ohh Baracuda! February 15, 2007
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by Clagbo July 19, 2006
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