Surprise sex

Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"

Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.

My lover really enjoyed our surprise sex session the other day! Thanks for the tip Frederick!

by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018

Surprise Relocation

When someone is unexpectedly snatched up and moved to a new location... Usually occurs after persistant visitation.

Man that dude fkd up n was subjected to surprise relocation.

by RaininOnUrParade March 10, 2018

Surprise Ed

Students who are at a more severe level than the average Special Needs classes.

Dude, I heard he got to surprise Ed.

by M_shaf123 August 23, 2018

Surprise Dragon

The act of karate-chopping a woman in order to make her spit out cum. When a girl has male ejaculate in her mouth, the man will unexpectedly karate chop the female's throat, thus producing a reaction that has as a final product a dragon-like projectile of male ejaculate.

Yo dude! Yesterday Kristen gave me a blowjob and just as she was swallowing my pimp juice, I karate-chopped her and made a Surprise Dragon.

by Surprise Cockface December 14, 2008

surprise lemur in a box

A person of small stature with ninjaesque abilities.

"You be like a surprise lemur in a box gurl! I did not even see ya!"

by Alexander Axel Axline February 23, 2009

Surprise Me

Something you say when you aren't sure of what to type, usually with hilarious and bogus results.

Hmm... I'm not sure of what to type... Guess I'll just type "in surprise me!"

by dreadlordhg November 30, 2016

surprise nap

to enter a state of unconsciousness without premeditation or intent. When performed in public can lead to surprise sex.

Man, that douchebag Dave looks pretty tired. I think he could use a surprise nap; could you hand me a baseball bat?

by cockyp August 25, 2011