Smurfed 

When you take a dump in a port a potty and the blue liquid splashes your butt.

OMG, his cheeks are blue, he has been ‘Smurfed’!

Smurfed by DeuceDeuceGang June 22, 2018

smurf

A fictional race of small blue beings, everyone has only one purpose in life and they are named after that one purpose (eg. Painter Smurf, Clumsy Smurf,l Brainy Smurf etc). No one knows exactly how many there are, they all use the word "smurf" in place of any verb and they all look the same (except for Papa Smurf who wears red clothes and Smurfette who wears a white dress). If there is anything around the Smurf Village that needs to be done, you can be sure that there exists a smurf to smurf it.

Someone disposable who purchases pseudoephedrine pills for a methamphetamine manufacturer. If the "cook" himself were to purchase the pills it would draw attention from the police so they use "psuedo-smurfs" instead. It doesn't really matter if a "smurf" gets caught because there are so many of them and the REAL "cook" can keep on cooking.

This became adopted into video games for someone who uses a different or new account (a so called "smurf-account") to test out hacks and cheats to see if they are safe to use on a real account. This is to minimize the risk of the real account to get banned or suspended for cheating. If the smurf account gets banned they know that the hacks aren't safe enough.

Example 1: "Papa Smurf told Brainy Smurf that Smurfette asked Painter Smurf to smurf her portrait and give to Clumsy Smurf."
Example 2: "Yo, I just started smurfing pseudo for this guy who cooks crystal for me, he pays real good."
Example 3: "I found this new hack for Overwatch thats supposed to be undetectable, bro. I'm gonna test it out with my smurf-account and if I make it to plat, I know its safe."

smurf by ass-raider December 19, 2020

Smack the Smurf 

The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.

Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"

Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"

Smack the Smurf by Darakuron December 23, 2007

smuggling a smurf 

to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles

My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.

smuggling a smurf by ichithekiller February 8, 2010

smurf booger 

The blue boogers in your nose after you snort the blue 10mg adderal.

Damn, I just blew a hell of a smurf booger in this tissue.

smurf booger by C-Money1 May 2, 2007

Smurfing

Smurfing, the act of painting oneself blue then sneaking up on people and rubing your penis on them.

Chris thought smurfing was cool he once smurfed a lady so hard, i thought she was going to passout.

Smurfing by jcwizzle September 10, 2016

Smurf Cat 

smurf cat is a stupid internet meme that shouldn't exist it is a dumb meme and was made even worse when CG5 made a song for it.
NOTICE THIS MEME WAS MADE BY SOMEBODY TRYING TO USE AI TO MAKE A REALISTIC SMURF AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE A CAT!

Smurf cat is dumb

Smurf Cat by SmurfCatIsntFunny October 14, 2023