shited

1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.

2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.

"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"

"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."

"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."

by Oft Disgruntled March 9, 2006

saucey shite

One who doesn't live up to expectations and/or is lazy.

Ah Tom you saucey shite! You forgot to take out the garbage!

by Kevodger May 19, 2009

Smiteing

To take multiple penises in one's rectum

Darren is smiteing because he is a homosexual and loves it

by CouvaLord May 22, 2016

Smites Worst Player

Logan, Logan is smites worst player from 2021-Present

Great, We have the play with Smites Worst Player again

by Dr. Frank Barney January 27, 2022

shiterature

Literature placed in a bathroom for a shitter's reading enjoyment.

"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."

"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."

by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008

shiteclub

Quite simply, a nightclub that is shite, where ther is no booze, the decor is retro and they play shit music years out of date.

Instead of excepting the invitation to that 80s shiteclub with the lads, i preferred to stay in and watch telly.

by banginboy1 September 20, 2009

shitenheimer

(shite in hime er)

A person with a shitty attitude.

What's wrong w/that bitch? She's such a shitenheimer

by SmokeNaBowl August 11, 2010