1) When a gai-jin, foreigner, breaks Japanese cultural conventions intentionally or mistakenly, and then ignores anyone who tries give a reproach for their behavior.
2) Pretending not to understand the Japanese language and intentionally speaking bad Japanese to get out of any situation.
2) Pretending not to understand the Japanese language and intentionally speaking bad Japanese to get out of any situation.
1) "Fuck yeah I gaijin smashed all of those hairless fuckers when I cannon-balled the onsen (hot spring) without washing off first!"
2) "I had to use my best gaijin smash twice today man. First, lost my train ticket so I was like 'doku ga iku (poison is going) haiku ticket man?' and the staff was like 'mada baka gaijinka? (another stuipid foreigner?)' and let me pass. Second, I was speeding in the rental car and I ran a red light. When the cop pulled me over, I showed him my international driving permit and said 'Nihon....go... ta... ta... tabemas.... Nihongotabemas....en.... Nihongo tabemasen....ka? (Shall we eat the Japanese language?).' To which he promptly gave me my permit and said very loudly 'Red is Stop! No again! Red.... stop!' and drove away happy to rid of the baka gaijin.
2) "I had to use my best gaijin smash twice today man. First, lost my train ticket so I was like 'doku ga iku (poison is going) haiku ticket man?' and the staff was like 'mada baka gaijinka? (another stuipid foreigner?)' and let me pass. Second, I was speeding in the rental car and I ran a red light. When the cop pulled me over, I showed him my international driving permit and said 'Nihon....go... ta... ta... tabemas.... Nihongotabemas....en.... Nihongo tabemasen....ka? (Shall we eat the Japanese language?).' To which he promptly gave me my permit and said very loudly 'Red is Stop! No again! Red.... stop!' and drove away happy to rid of the baka gaijin.
by kagekirazuul August 17, 2010
Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.
---: a;.ihgk.djghdkig;aeoirugteslkrjgna.krgu;oesriug
I do not have words for this. I just. No words.
. . . apart from this was PERFECT!
---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
I do not have words for this. I just. No words.
. . . apart from this was PERFECT!
---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
by gdkitty July 28, 2011
by LarrySanders February 06, 2009
1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.
2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.
3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.
3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"
"BEATTIE SMASH!"
"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"
"BEATTIE SMASH!"
"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"
by Craig David's Lovechild. September 17, 2008
Smashing of hooves occurs when a terrible poker player AKA a donkey high 5's another terrible player.
A terrible poker player called the poker pro with the last of his chips, hoping to hit one of the remaining two 4s on the river. When the miraculous 4 came, he turned to his buddy who was a terrible player in his own right and gave him an exuberant high 5. The poker pro muttered to himself that it was hard to hear himself think over the smashing of hooves.
by Pass The Dip June 21, 2011
by Kevin Marshall September 07, 2006
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