Guy: dude me and my girl did a Cincinnati slider last night
Other guy: bro why am I still friends with you?
Other guy: bro why am I still friends with you?
by Swagger boost October 18, 2017
A slider which traverses its whole length repeatedly at extremely high SV; the slider ball's position is only "observed" every 1ms, giving the illusion of strange movement patterns. These cause extreme lag so it is best to keep them simple.
No one even knows these sliders exist.
No one even knows these sliders exist.
by wiwit October 24, 2019
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 20, 2021
When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.
Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.
Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.
"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."
"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."
"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."
by Kdiamondz April 07, 2013
Usually, a women that may look decent, except developed an enoromours gunt, (Not all women start with this but many fail to rigg of this condition.
There was this girl I picked up the other night , she was great except for the enormous gunt slider was a WFT.
by skunk monkey February 20, 2011
When a girl lays on her back with her head hanging over the bed and a guy stands over her and slides his balls and taint over her face from chin to forehead while getting his dick sucked.
Kristine: Why do you want me to hang my head over the bed?
Billy: Shut up bitch and get ready for the Chi-Town slider!
Billy: Shut up bitch and get ready for the Chi-Town slider!
by blax555 May 20, 2015
Any item or reason a middle-aged middle-class entitled woman uses for the purposes of bitching about how tough life is.