swifting

to put Taylor Swift on repeat for extended periods of time , taking advantage of the fact that she has a song for every emotion.

I've been swifting since Tuesday, when my boyfriend broke up with me.

by swiftafolyfe December 10, 2009

Swifting

Swifting 1. v) the act of pwning, without mercy 2. v) to eat

Man when we were swifting those weights everyone couldn't stop staring at us.

I was swifting like an animal at lunch today.

by tempurabatter August 1, 2009

sitting fuck

One who is all talk and no game. One who volunteers but when time comes to actually help out, is nowhere to be found. Or worse, one who offers minimal help that would only serve to further screw up the end result.

That sitting fuck said she would be 'so happy' to help with the auction, but now that it's time to work, you get crickets from her end!

by Fancy Underpenning April 24, 2011

shifting out

You can not be bothered to move out of/off of something or a place.

"Man, I could not be arsed shifting out of bed this morning"

by Bananahannah February 2, 2015

sitting dick

The penis in it's normal state. Flaccid with no stimulation.

"That's not your Sitting Dick," my girl said when I sent an uninvited Dick Pic.

by Rockstar48 December 27, 2020

shifting_withdelaneydrs

shifting-withdelaneydrs is a shiftoker on the app tiktok, they are know to make videos about their desired reality’s. they are also the be set shiftoker on the app currently

wow shifting_withdelaneydrs is so cool and awesome!

by possums_are_my_favorite September 5, 2021

competitive sitting

The extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time. First official high school team created for this in early 2011 in Missouri.

Competitive sitting is awesome!

by N00berson McGee July 12, 2011