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shithammer

US Army slang for actions which follow an individual's decision to make something happen in the shortest possible time, without regard to the laws of the universe.

Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."

A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."

Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
Oh goddammit, I know the axle's broken, for fuck's sake, I can see it. We're two miles out, just shithammer that bitch back together enough to get us there. After that, who cares, we exfil on Blackhawks.
by Stirke36 June 16, 2011
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shithole

Why are we having people from shitholes like Haiti and El Salvador come to the United States with no strings attached?
by Jeff Grips January 21, 2018
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brick shithouse

originally from an outdoor toilet, now used to describe a big-framed male or female (usually derogatory for the latter)
'whoah, shes a big girl'
'yeah, built like a brick shithouse'
by BlinginMongHead January 7, 2005
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Shithead

An often mispronounced name of of black woman. It is properly pronounced ShiTHEED.
Teacher: Okay, let me see who's in our class. Le-a, Amy, Jayne, um, Shithead?
Shithead: What the fuck, fool. My name's "Shitheed."
by GOOOSH70 March 25, 2011
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shithawk

A species of bird who has a prediliction for shitting on people's heads. Usually either a seagull or a pigeon.
As soon as you pull out a picnic the shithawks arrive!

First that big shithawk grabbed your hotdog and for thanks it pooped on your head! LOL
by wetcoastbirdman February 15, 2010
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shitheel

My friend Garrett Hall is a shitheel
by Dr. Funk December 16, 2003
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shithole

A place or location (town or city) that is appalling.
places like:
leeds, newcastle, dagenham and swindon.

"You wouldn't want to go to Newcastle without having your flu jabs. It's a right shithole."
by physics_fail May 18, 2009
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