shafuckface

A basic insult to anyone. Very offense

QUIT BEING SUCH A SHAFUCKFACE!!!

by funnyguy1000 March 26, 2011

Shtup

the black girl's 3/5 way of saying shut up.

aw hell no nigga yo betta shtup befo i bet tha cracka ass of yours!

by pale_ale May 13, 2005

shitfuck

A pathetic attempt by people with no language skills to say something using only the words they know. Used by morons who don't know any words other than f*** and s***. There are many synonyms which are much more creative, interesting and precise in meaning:

shitfuck (noun)= retard, idiot, jerk, imbecile, punk, moron, cro-magnon, etc...

Reporter interviewing random person on the street: "So, what do you think about the economy these days?"

"Fuck this shit, shitfuck!"

Reporter: "Can you tell me where someone smarter is?"

by spinningtabletop February 16, 2009

shitfucked

when shit is really fucked up.

Craig: Honestly, we have better things to talk about than you.
Tim: Yeah, like my shitfucked marriage.

by The Accountants March 4, 2011

Shtumpy Shpunkenface

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

by HayZeus January 15, 2004

shitfuck

To kill someone with a pie to the face and a knife to the chest. You wake up the person by standing over someone holding these two things. After you kill them you place a sign on their body saying "You've been shitfucked!"

I'm gonna shitfuck that bitch bag if she fucks my boyfriend.

by Zachary Pine February 7, 2010

Shtu

Used only by faggot-speaking circles, it means simply as a substitution for any noun.
Only to be used in caution, this will signify to all of those around you that you participate regularly in events where you receive cock in any/all of your open membranes, and most possibly bathing in post-coital residue.

Male A: Yo, what's that? You packing some shtu?
Male B: Yeah, it's shtu.
Male A: Ah, per shtu.
Male B: Alright, well let me pull out my cock now.
Male A: Great! Put that shtu all up in my asshole, then my ears, then my mouth please. Make sure you give me all that man shtu.

by Disco Shtu October 26, 2010