shonka guha

a man who presents holiday programs

here is a nice place to visit

by joe menna November 18, 2003

fo' shonkey

Wigger alternative for fo' shizzle

Dumb wigger: Wazzup honkey?! You goin' to the karaoke bar?
Dumber wigger: Fo' shonkey!

by The Real A.J. May 17, 2007

Boner-Shrinker

A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.

"Awww man, I saw my grandma naked last night, total boner-shrinker."

by livingalie246 January 22, 2009

shronkey

An offensive female. Based on the cartoon shrek, she is as ugly as shrek and as annoying as donkey.

Ewww...that girl is such a shronkey!

by bris campo May 28, 2008

Shronkeh

Shronkeh (n) Unusual endangered species, usually known for its body of a monkey and tail of a shrimp.
Shronkehs have the tendency of being annoying with their rawrfulness!

:<-----KiL! (HAHA)
KiLs come with every set of Rawrs : (see?)
Shronkehs live in the dungeons of FONland. (search FONland)
Bleoughreh beh!
Back to Shronkeh.

Usually tall and thin with big curly hair (sometimes sea green)

KiL= Rawr! :

Akh, you're such a Shronkeh.
Stop being a Shronkek.
AAH youre hair's so Shronkehish!!

by ^.^ EhMeGadz!!! December 17, 2008

shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

Shonkatoria

A place riddled with shonk. Be that the buildings themselves, or the inhabitants thereof.

I gotta nip down Shonkatoria to score.

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003