shaftian

A horrible used car sales man.

Don't look now Martha but here comes the shaftian to push this piece of shit car on us.

by Scott May 17, 2004

Shaftic Neutralization

The chemical reaction that occurs when the acidity of the tip of the penis is fused with a basic household liquid.

When Timmy tried to feed his penis breast milk, Shaftic Neutralization occured.

by Jackson County November 25, 2006

shartist

A person who posts art on the internet that is deemed one of, or if not, THE worst that the human eyes have ever seen and act in an infuriated and irrational manner (butthurt) when their "works" are criticized by the public.

It is a sad existence to be a 13 year old shartist on deviantart posting pictures of characters from whatever franchise he adores have their feet tickled only to have them be mocked by his peers.

by Henry Seltzerberg January 19, 2015

shartist

Someone who displays extreme skill or prowess at the art of sharting.

Dude, you are truly a shartist !

by uberschwartz April 7, 2015

sharticle

A sharticle is a article that is so un-news worthy that it can be described as 'shit'

"This is a sharticle"

by Feach-Pig July 31, 2016

Shartify

When you have certified that your underwear has in fact been sharted on.

Winslow: Oh man, I think I just sharted in my pants!
Joe: Dude, you need to shartify your underwear.

by jEmess December 14, 2020

shaptini

A person who has good intentions but triggers many pet peeves and doesn't realize it.

My teacher is so shaptini.

by Zachary Fury March 1, 2021