Shampoozled

When a person impersonates a 'hair stylist or beautician'' in order to Shampoo your hair even tho they do not work for the Salon.

Shampoozled example . When a women waiting to get a hair cut is approached by another woman and is told 'the stylist is just about ready for you come over here so I can shampoo your hair' She begin shampooing her hair to be asked by the manager, 'what are you doing ?'
The woman getting her hair washed thinks its directed at her when she noticed that she is talking to the supposed 'hair dresser' which she responds 'sorry' and runs out of the salon because she was not an employee of the salon.

by dj Alex Zelenka March 19, 2024

Shampooed

To mess up but in a funny / silly way.

You forgot to pick up your wife from the airport cuz you were playing COD? Man you shampooed.

by BigOlittleG April 16, 2024

Adiorondack Shampoo

introducing your Louisville Slugger to some body's skull

Oh man did you see John pull the adiorondack shampoo on Drake's face?

by Bullitt2845 February 13, 2010

Shampion Shampoo

Shampoo that gives people real results for longer luscious looking flow

yo check out that bros flow it's sick, people should call him floseidon,he must be using Shampion Shampoo

by Flowmaster9000 February 22, 2011

mexican shampoo

a shank to the butt in prison

Be careful near Johnny. He gave me a Mexican Shampoo in the showers last week.

by moooomo December 8, 2017

Samurai Shampoo

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;

then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.

Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?

*Friend and Google judging you silently*

by Idk, were all anon here anyway January 2, 2018

Soggy shampoo

The lube of true smart people

When i jack of i use soggy shampoo

by Not soggyshampoo October 5, 2020