Floseidon

Poseidons much more attractive twin brother with a sick flow. Total babe, freezes the ocean every few millennia to play hockey with the gods

Hot Girl 1: Look its Floseidon!! He's already a babe with his hair and his hockey game is just overkill.

Hot girl 2: I'm orgasming by just looking at him!

by Jesus Collin May 28, 2015

Floseidon

God of Flow

Con Bro Chill is his prophet.

Floseidon runs Con Bro Chill's Emporium.

by Swim4life17 January 2, 2012

Flowseidon

Referring to flow as the elegant "flow" of hair from the back of a lacrosse player's helmet....

Flowseidon is the great god of all that is flow. He governs flow from the crispiest younglings to the highest echelons of overflow. Flowseidon is the final verdict on any young bucks who believe they have achieved flowfection.

Flowbro: Is it really you?

Flowseidon: IT IS I! FLOWSEEEEEEEIDON!

by Reidgwk August 6, 2009

Floridong

A nickname for the state of Florida.

The last time I was in Floridong, I got white girl wasted!

by Machtung August 2, 2019