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Seal the deal

To finally consummate your "more than friends" relationship with the love of your life.
While Beth was completely enamoured with John because of his SpongeBob smile and work ethic, she was growing increasingly frustrated with not being able to seal the deal.
by A&Please me July 11, 2022
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Navy SEALS

The most absolute badass, motherfucking, kickass elite special forces in the world. They’re the ones that lit up Bin Ladens ass.
Man those Navy SEALS, they are some tough guys
by SealSniper July 29, 2018
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Seal Day

Seals are life. Seals are love.

24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.
We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.
by julababulalolXD November 23, 2018
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Slurry Seal

You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.
I say to my best friend Kevin, "Bro, I gave this dirty whore the worst slurry seal last night!!!"
by aces17 September 5, 2008
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Navy SEAL

Guy who is always down to take one for the team, forget life, limb, & pride and jump on the grenade.
Dennis is such a Navy SEAL. Last night at the bar, he totally jumped on the grenade so I could talk to her hot friend.
by Hugh Jarack September 14, 2005
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Seal Kiss

When you place your foreskin over another males penis and rub forwards and backwards slowly.
John: Can i give you a seal kiss?
Mick: Okay but lube up
by RandyHorseLicker September 9, 2009
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