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King Schmoke Schmoke

A person who never shares a dart. Doesn’t belong in Riff Boys, maybe fits in Hills Boys tho.
“Roll us one King Schmoke Schmoke?”

Anton: “...”
by Pizzaboy696969 April 26, 2019
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schmobb

it meas whatever you want it to mean. replace it with any word in a sentence to make it work. never ask what schmobb is
Do you want to schmobb after school?

We schmobbed three ttimes upside down from a tree last night.
by schmobb April 2, 2011
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Schmoob

It is the residue left over when you don't wipe the nut of your girlfriend's boobs.
Yo I heard Toomp found some Schmoob on his girl.
by TOomp March 11, 2021
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schmin schmin schmon

In Alishawokawokaland (formally known as Grehajir(east asia, minimal popularity)), Schmin schmin schmon means

hey, hello there

however,
schmin can mean three things,
schmin=Hey/Hello/Hi

:)

Soon, Alishawokawokalish will be talk of the streets because Queen Alishawokawoka brought it down.
People are already posting bullitins

Schmin schmin schmon is the new "ohaiderr"

schmon s
Greta says :Schmin schmin schmon!
Sexbombjohn says:ohaiderr
Greta says:It's alishawokawokalish, have you bought your dictionary.
by Alishawokawoka April 19, 2009
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Schmoo

A microscopic elephant that shares a flat with your brain cells. Brain cells aren't actually smart. They copy schmoo's homework, therefore the more schmoo you have; the more smarts you have.

Certain species of schmoo have also been shown to make a person lucky, schiztophrenic(yes, symptoms of the poetic muse have been traced to schmoo) or even hyperactive. Scientists are currently investigating other locations where schmoo are found.
Person 1: he got an A+++++++!!! I didn't even know that was possible!
Person 2: He must have a lot of schmoo
Person 1: my schmoo speak to me
Person 2: you should get help
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schmokin'

Extracool in ways only schmokin' people can understand. Utterly extraordinary. Totally pimped; etc.
"Did you see the game last night? It was great!"
"Yeh, oh yeah, it was schmokin'"
by that.girl June 26, 2007
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Schmoe

Average, lacking excitement in many categories, meh...
The dating scene in that town looks like forty something Joe schmoes if that's what you're in to...

Settling down is a gamble, lack of excitement or spontaneous fun. He doesn't have to try so he doesn't and next thing ya know you're married to joeschmoe. He may just whackoff in the bathroom, yell at his kids to shut up then go burn rubber or burn trash. Or burn rubber on the way to your kid brother's house where he will then burn trash with him and whichever Hep-Ceptional adMires will burn along. #whitetrashbutnotallwhite
#whatsblacktrash

# FSchmoed
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