Samsung

Possibly the worst phone brand known to the existence of mankind

Idiot: Dude, my phone won't load, the camera is broken, my messages delete and i can't get any good apps

Guy: Sounds like you have a samsung

by ihatemysamsung August 19, 2012

Samsang

The correct past tense of Samsung.

Hey, I got a new iPhone!
What? I thought you used Samsung?
No, I got rid of that Samsang years ago.

by TheAllKnowingRamen May 18, 2016

samsylvester.com

Website of everyone's favorite very attractive TRANNY!! HAHA BICTH!

Johnny: "Have you been to samsylvester.com"
Craig: "Yea and that bitch is hot!!"
Lila: "So are dem vlogs

by Max Schavier September 3, 2018

Samson

Samson is a small town in Alabama. It barely has a population of 2000 but there mostly hoes and REDNECKS!

He’s probably from Samson.

by 2468832 December 6, 2018

Samsung Smart Fridge

The Better version of sapnap/sapitus napitus/spap npap on the Dream SMP

Yo, did you see the thing Samsung Smart Fridge on the dream SMP

by rly907 December 2, 2020

Samsung

Shit washing machines that can fucking explode I'm your home

I've got a Samsung washing machine

by Wanker16 January 1, 2018

Samsung Gravity 2

N. A shity cell phone offered exclusively for T-Mobile. Its the worst phone since the motorola RAZR. It's also available in purple for blonde girls...Purple tends to amuse them.

Heyy you wanna look at my shity new Samsung Gravity 2?
Hell yea! yu wanna see my motorola Razr

I think Leni has a Motorola DROID his phone is a boss.
I wish i had Leni's phone.

by AbingonGhosts March 13, 2011