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Pun Rocker

That one nut in every social group who drank so deeply from the nipple of madness that they vomit puns all over the place (see off his rocker), sometimes even going so far as to put themselves and others in physical danger for a pun.

If you get cancer they will be the first to make a crappy joke about your horoscope, if your asshole landlord kicks you out for "getting raccoons high in the stairwell" or some bullshit he's right there with a pun about homelessness.

Far from recoiling from the negative reactions of others, the pun rocker wears them as a badge of honor, evidence of a "job well pun".
Mark: "You know what's fucking intense? A camping holiday with your pimp"
Rob: "STFU Mark we literally just got stabbed by a pimp in a camper van!"
Mark: "Never! Within me flows the blood of a pun rocker! Actually it flows out of me too..."
by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018
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Michael Rucker

Michael Rucker is a sweet boy and is really funny. He will be your one and only true love, and his hair drives your crazy. Michael's are really sexy but they don't talk about it. They are extremely cute and you will be over protective of him to make sure that nobody will take them away from you. If you have the chance to kiss Michael Rucker, well... don't do it because I will find you, that's my boyfriend and if you take him then that will be the last of you: ) but Michael are sweet and you should never let them go, I mean like why would you need to, you love the shit out of them
Serrana: if anybody takes (Michael Rucker) then I will be really sad
by Yeetus my fetus July 19, 2019
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Womb Rocker

“Crazy how much better you get treated by a woman after she finds out you got a hearty womb rocker 🥲” — Cheeba
by The Deaf Guy January 20, 2023
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Off his rocker

Being so drunk or high that you can’t do basic human functions.
Person 1: did you see bill last night?

Person 2: yeah, he was totally off his rocker!
by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022
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dead death rocker

Damn! Don't go to the restroom, I just dropped a dead death rocker.
by Tiredofstupid93 May 1, 2023
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Gothic-Emo-Rocker

1)Someone who wears Gothic attire, acts like a true emo person, and listens to gothic and rock music.
2)Loooking Emo and Gothic, listening to gothic and rock music, acting fun and energetic.
1)Amy Lee of Evanescence dresses Gothic girl-like, is listed in the "ROCK" category music section, and sings emo-like.
2)The "outcasts" aer usually the Gothic-Emo-Rockers...that usually tend to be taken in by the preps..
by HeatherIsAGothicEmoRocker October 23, 2005
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Rocker Hot

A girl who wears like hippy/dark clothes and likes rock music and wants to live in the 60's and now. She talks cool and probably acts chill and cool. She most likely wears awesome clothes and might have a nose piercing.
A girl with a nose piercing and wears tie-dye is Rocker Hot.
by i<3rockerhot March 14, 2011
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