robbie

robbie is actually amazing, he is a bit of a chav but cares so much about everyone and is always there for you if you need him even if its 2.00 in the morning.
he has amazing hair thats always been the same.
he does stupid things but that doesnt stop anyone from loving him.
he likes long hugs and lesbians and if you dont like him then theres something wrong with you.
he's loved by a girl called hannah the most
he never spells things right in texts.

hannah: "robbie i just need a hug i miss you"
robbie: "aw bub ring me if you wanna talk"

by pottercoollike June 29, 2010

crib robber

When, typically a man, tries to date a much younger female.

Tyler: Dude you should go talk to Kara, she's checking you out!
Jacob: No way! I'm a senior and she's a freshman. I ain't no crib robber!

by bowizzle69 September 6, 2008

Robbery

Meaning: the act of diverting the interests of a desirable female away from a competing guido. Committing a robbery is considered a skill and may be done even to close friends.

“Vinny was making out with this girl, but as soon as he went to the bathroom I moved in and completed the robbery. It was awesome!”"

by banned85 January 21, 2011

Robbie

A very very hot guy who plays football and basket ball and is just so freakin smexy

person 1 did you see Robbie today

person 2 how could i not he is so freakin hot

by lexy lou 101 November 6, 2010

robbie

when somthing good happens somthing bad has to happen...

'i got laid last night but then the condom split'
'that is such a robbie'

by edgar hamps March 29, 2008

Robbert

The gayest of all the robs, hit my mans up at (850)-716-6325 he is open to all relationships except heterosexual ones. Don’t forget he isn’t open after 9pm, that is his bedtime.

Some guys come cheap but Robbert comes cheaper at only $19.99.

by Secretmarmot009 December 10, 2019

hot robbie

To lay a fresh poo in the hands and proceed to masturbate with the poo as lubricant.

I was sitting in the airport bathroom giving myself a hot robbie

by Goods and Wares May 15, 2006