Retird

Retird is a really retarded way to spell retard. People who spell retard in this way should be called RETIRDS!

In the future, retarded people will be offended if someone mistakes them for a retird.

Samira: Rikard! You are such a retird!
Richard: That's "retard" Samira. Learn how to spell...

Samira: Shudddduppp! :)

by Shuddup12345 April 16, 2011

Retits

1: To use surgery to make your tits bigger
2: A retarded girl with trillion dollar tits

Megan fox whacked in the head with a stupid stick: The perfect girlfriend. HSe's such a retits

by fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffl May 17, 2011

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

retidiot

The word retidiot is a joining of two words together "ret*rd" and "idiot" and is used a offensive term but usually made in jest.

That matthew is a retidiot

by look up the word dramality December 17, 2011

Reticulous

to be ridiculously meticulous and reticulated

Adriana: "See how well defined, even, and perfect the bed is?"
Adam: "OMG Andriana you are so Reticulous! But it looks perfect to jump on now."
Adriana: "Don't or I'll kill you!"

by Dalliacrome March 5, 2014

Reticulous

A combination of the words ridiculous and meticulous. Meaning ridiculously meticulous. An adjective describing a person that pays an incomprehensible amount of attention to detail and precision.

Johnny's dance moves are so utterly precise and perfected that he's bordering on reticulous.

by Crze August 19, 2014

retina supereosis

A condition that only allows a person to watch video in high definition.

My retina supereosis prevented me from watching those leaked Game of Thrones episodes.

by yourparadigm April 20, 2015