retardware

1: Software that serves no useful purpose, but impairs the function of your computer, often due to using up RAM. Unlike spyware or malware this is just due to poor design rather than malicious intent.

2: Software designed to make computers easier for lusers to use, but ends up teaching them bad habits which cause them to wreck their computer or otherwise make using it more difficult than it needs to be.

Much of the "bonus" software that comes pre-installed with home computers sold by major manufacturers tends to fit one or both definitions of "retardware".

by Korgmeister August 2, 2006

Retardious

Being of or associated with people of the retarted nature.

Anthony: I play with barbies

Max:do you really ?

Anthony: YAAAA

Max:Your fuckin Retardious

by Max and Anthony November 10, 2008

Retardeditity

A level of being retarded beyond the regular level of retardation.

Adams level of retardeditity never ceases to amaze me.

by Dragon Toes September 30, 2007

Retardedly Awesome

Something that is incredibly stupid or ridiculous as a concept but is also extremely awesome.

Mr. Ghosn: Did you know a Bugatti Veyron has 1000 hp?

Mr. Jones: That's retarded. Who needs 1000 hp in a car? No wait. . . . That's awesome. It's retardedly awesome!

by chaofun September 25, 2010

retardist

a mentally handicapped artist

"wow he must have a really difficult life."
"not as bad as you might think. He's a very talented retardist."

by crunch51 November 21, 2014

retardittar

When someone is retardedbeyond retarded

Adrian is so retardittar

by ThatOneBitxh23 June 14, 2018

retarditus

a very lethal disease that makes you so incredibly stupid.

Hey bro you have retarditus

by fboiretard April 10, 2019