retail voice

The tone and enthusiasm in someone's voice in an attempt to be friendly while working retail. It tends to disappear if the person knows the customer.

The lady at McDonald's this morning had an annoyingly chipper retail voice. I bet everyone who was as hungover as I was wanted to punch her in the face.

by sarahthehammer August 15, 2010

Retard Pee

when you pull your pants all the way down to pee

look at that nigga Jr. taking a retard pee ass hanging out and everything.

by CJDCJD March 30, 2011

retard run

When a caretaker brings 2 or more disabled people to a grocery store and get a cartful for each one and proceeds to the same checkout line because they have to stay together.

Cahier:Man I just finished ringing up a retard run.
Manager: how many were there
Cashier: seven

by assmonkey8452 February 5, 2015

gay retard

fucking cows for a living

o my god that guy is such a gay retard stop hurting cows

by asdfghjkl,mnbvcxz April 10, 2019

dog shit retard

Someone who is completely retarded, like legit makes you wanna kill yourself.

Vinny: Whats the number for 911?
Owen: You're a fucking dog shit retard.

by uncirumcisedjew October 13, 2017

retard

A person with an IQ below 70 and who is impaired in normal, social, or occupational functioning.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

Retard Bone

n. Where a person has not been officially diagnosed with a mental disability but, there are family similarities of mental SLOWness. Ex: They have a retard bone running in their family.

You would think they are retarded. I think they have a case of the retard bone.

If I have children with this person, I hope my kids don't inherit the retard bone.

It never fails, everytime I ask Jack to take out the trash, he takes out the little bag sitting beside the big bag instead of taking out both bags. He definitely has the retard bone.

The retard bone runs in their family.

He must have inherited the retard bone.

They all have the retard bone.

I am sick of dealing with the retard bone.

If I have to deal with the retard bone one more time, I am going to scream!

by HeatherFeather73 February 28, 2010