relaxer

For these ignorant ass muthafukas who dont kno shit bout black people and their hair:Its a creamy substance that is placed on the hair close to the scalp of a Black/African- American females hair, for the most part. It is used to straighten the hair. Another name for the relaxer is called a perm- what mose Black people call it.

Last week I got a relaxer/perm.
Because Shanika'a hair was nappy, her O G gave her a relaxer/perm.

by MOS_BEF July 23, 2006

electric relaxation

1.chillin/vibin; at peace in the moment.

2.calming your nerves by sex.

1.teresa: omg! that dumb broad of a teacher needz to chill out with ha' yappin

Akira: Nah girl you needz ta chill out; find some electric relaxation

2.Boy: Yo' ma what you tryna get into tonight?

Girl: Shyt im chillin kinda tense.Tryna find some electric relaxation

by fdhhfvm April 7, 2009

Pure Reflex

The best halo player EVER.

Walshy: Holy shit, it's Pure Reflex!

Strongside: Wow, let's just quit.

by MikeyGeeee April 13, 2010

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

New Release

1. A memory of recent sexual activity stored in the spank bank.

Things got pretty hot and heavy last night with Christina so I jerked off to the new release after she left.

by DBH112 October 6, 2008

tag and release

the process of sexing up a hottie then fleeing the scene never to be heard from again
distinguish from "a keeper"

Dudely dude: dude who was the hottie i saw you with last night?
Duder: oh dude that was shirley. bitch put the pussy on me last night
Dudely dude: keeper?
Duder: negative. tag and release.
Dudely dude: excellant

by drpoonandtheteenangels June 28, 2009

stress release

There are any number of ways you can release stress.

stress
release
ejaculation

The best stress release is:

www.sluttyjasmine.com/preview01.htm

by Murgo69 December 29, 2007