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Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
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Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).
"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 9, 2023
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Rob the Bass Reader

Rob the Bass reader is a veggie wimp who dunt like cheese well he does but he canny eat the shit
Rob the Bass Reader has two awesome children named James And Sophie
by Athot June 20, 2020
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Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653

Sargent Will's Personal Message: Tracking of the 863 Code on the area of 99,635,6531

Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.

Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent

Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****

Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out

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Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
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Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923

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by BigDaddyChode69 May 6, 2021
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Reefer Madness

Looking for reefer that doesn't exist because one had already smoked it all will cause madness.
1. Jim smoked all of my reefer, now I'm pretty mad at him!
2. I'm going to get a bad case of reefer madness, because timmy ate all my reefer brownies.
3. Jim wants my reefer but it's already gone, I hope he goes mad!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
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Reefers

Hand-rolled cigarettes that contain marihuana, also known as dope, weed and reefer. Those who sell reefers are known as dope peddlers, while the reefer addict is referred to as a dope fiend.
Look at those poor, impressionable children, addicted to those reefers. Damn you, dope fiends!
by Harry J. Asslicker December 22, 2008
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Render Wrestling

A WWE 2K Based E-Fed Ran by GoldenSkulls, TheAlphaClub and Pehrox.
Oi fam did you see fucking Render Wrestling?
No.
by Blackheart Cunt March 22, 2019
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