3 definitions by BomberBroker

Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).

"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"

by BomberBroker March 9, 2023

FOCUS BOMBING

The art of drinking without limits in a focused environment.

Focus Bombing down the POW tonight, no limits

by BomberBroker March 14, 2023

Shabbridger

A young Rosie cheeked perm haired Shabba Ranks "Mr Loverman" working at a Bridging lender with a WhatsApp full of ladies on tap to sneak into his parents house and a preference for only holidaying in Amsterdam due to its herbal qualities.

I've just had the young shabbridger on the phone. He's instructing the Fireman £10k + VAT.

by BomberBroker March 13, 2023