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Rectallect

(Verb)
To recall the sensation of a person or object, after said person or object has been fully inserted into your rectum.

(Noun)
Rectallection
Gary diddnt rectallect the dick of the person behind him.

To his rectallection, Trent had never had a rubber chicken inside him.
by ShittyWizzard July 21, 2017
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Rectal drought

Like dry heaving throw up but out of your ass. When you have the diarrhea bad and for so long that finally nothing will come out.
I've had the diarrhea so bad for the past two days that I finally have rectal drought.
by StinkyTacoKisses November 16, 2017
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rectalinear

(Noun): Defined by, consisting of, or moving in a manner of an asshole.
I don't know what his problem is but that was totally rectalinear of him.
by Frenetic1 March 11, 2018
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Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.
The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.
"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"
by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018
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Rectal Extracation

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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Rectal Dilator

A sexual device, like a butt plug, used to loosen, open, relax and stimulate the anal sphincter muscle. Ideal for those into gaping.

Also may refer to a person that packs such a massive cock that they leave one’s anus pulverized and wide open after anal sex.
Rachel and I went to the adult shop last night and I bought her a 12x6 rectal dilator. She was gaping so good I was able to fist her.

Francisco took me home last night and we had sex for the first time. Let’s just say he’s a rectal dilator like no other. I’m sore.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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