reconcostion

The act of skipping out of a mandatory meeting by making up a lame excuse usually pertaining to kitchen remodeling.

Rob won’t be able to attend due to a major reconcostion

by Lapped July 1, 2019

Redognap

When you return a dog you stole, realize you made a mistake and steal it again.

I dognapped Daphna's dog because it was barking so much. I felt bad and returned it. Now I think I should redognap it.

by John of Jerusalem April 8, 2020

Reconjiggered

A words unique to Iowa, and not allowed to be used by troll-looking hippie jesus-freaks from colorado.

Seth: We need to get this reconjiggered.
Keenan: That's not a word!

by jdawg-booyah September 11, 2020

recornered

When someone corners another person for the second time

Guy 1- how was your day?.
Guy2- not great.
Guy1- why?.
Guy2- I was recornered.

by Joey exotic September 14, 2020

reconstrue

Reconstrue: to redefine any word or term

"That concept has since been reconstrued"

by RFazio September 21, 2020

reconvelocity

A dumbass that talks about some weird stuff and loves to be annoying.

“Dude stop popcorn sucks!”
“I disagree, but I respect your opinion”
“Uh, you’re such a reconvelocity”

by ReconVelocity October 6, 2020

Recon Shortstop

A man who is so communist that he doesn’t just miss one shot in rainbow 6 siege but misses all shots equally. He has control over madden and would give up his left nut for the Lions to win a super bowl.

Bro did you hear that Giggy fucked Recon Shortstop

by Dragonslayer45 October 20, 2020