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random douchebag 

That guy, usually someone you don't know, that ruins an otherwise good picture by pulling a stupid face.
Ladies, that would've been a hot picture too bad that random douchebag is lurking in the background.
random douchebag by Jackie Dee April 9, 2008

Random Gapper 

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.
Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.
Random Gapper by mammoth boy May 27, 2011

Random Numbers

A set of real numbers that does not have a definite pattern.
Commonly used in lotteries, gambling, etc.
"And tonights random numbers for the lottery are 5,65,68,84, and 12."

Random Mug 

Kissing someone you just met and may never seen again, usually in a college environment.
Sam: What did you do last night? Meet any girls?
Dean: Yeah, I met a couple of girls and got a random mug.
Sam: Cool!
Random Mug by Trina Troi December 30, 2009

Random Loud Song 

Its that song on your iPod or Mp3 device thats louder than the rest. Usually this songs comes up in the most random time, especially when your trying to sleep.

Usually you want to erase the song but you cant since you like it.
After a long day at the office, John gets home and eats a small meal. After that he heads towards bed with his iPod. He goes on shuffle and starts dozing off. Around 2am that Random Loud Song comes on and scares the sleep out of him.

Poor John :(
Random Loud Song by smokey0827 September 1, 2010

Random Brown 

One of the multitude of people who walk our streets every day, who have no specifically identifiable ethnicity. All that they can be described as is, "some shade of brown".
I went to the qwikee-mart today to buy some red drink, and the cashier was one of those Random Brown people. I have no idea what his ethnicity was.

Hey, was that guy mexican, indian, or pakistani??? I don't know, he was just a Random Brown guy.
Random Brown by randomobserverguy October 13, 2011