rancharound

Ok, here goes.

Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).

Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.

Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.

Waves hand in "meh" type way.

Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.

Big ass bite ensues.

#rancharound.

Boom.

Am I famous yet?

Call me when I'm famous.

Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

ranch dipper

A fat country girl who sleeps around

Did you see the girl on party down south? She's a ranch dipper!!

by Vincenzo925 October 5, 2015

Rancid P

Sunny-D and cheap vodka, guzzled by Baltimore housewives.

That woman at the Ravens game had about 10 Rancid Ps before she vomited down my back

by Fisher666 May 16, 2016

rancid coleslaw

Something you drink when you want to kill yourself. Or something you tell your friends or enemies to drink to kill them. Used instead of bleach.

I am depressed I am going to drink RANCID COLESLAW.
Kid go drink RANCID COLESLAW.

by Professional Hater December 3, 2016

rancid swine

A female that ignores the advances of a neckbeard.

So how was your date with m'lady?

She never even responded, the rancid swine.

by Forealdough November 23, 2017

Rancid Cunt

A women who unnecessary goes out of her to make life a living hell for everyone that has too deal with Her.

Ann Hernandez in accounting could piss off tthe pope, shes a real Rancid Cunt

by Rancid cunt June 2, 2018

ranchida

Usually cannot say squirrel, has an addiction to someone who looks like a dickhead but really isn't. she always wants to know where her "babe" is and freaks out when she doesn't see him in about two seconds. like...even when she blinks she misses him *facepalms intensely*

Guccifam: your "babe" isn't here today
Ranchida: *freaks out* I NEED MY BABES HERE NOW1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

by SHINGPHONE October 22, 2018