riding the bipolar express

Descriptive of a person with personal issues involving mood swings, unpredictable disposition - similar to those caused by bipolar disorder or schizophrenia.

Him/her? Seems nice, but is riding the bipolar express...one day she'll hug you and the next day bite your head off for no apparent reason

by Jerome Engelberts July 12, 2007

Riding Presidential

A euphemism for riding in the cramped back seat of a car, often used to comfort a friend who didn't call shotgun in time.

Riding presidential:

Guy 1: Sh-
Guy 2: SHOTGUN!
Guy 1: ahh not the fuckin backseat again
Driver: Its all good man, don't feel too bad, you get to ride presidential.

by cockn2balls November 19, 2010

riding puppy

When someone has to ride in the wayback of a minivan or SUV because all of the seats are taken. Normally that is where the dog would ride.

Scrubs, the tahoe is full so you're riding puppy.

by Vogelhund October 21, 2008

Riding Egg

Earning the right to ride in the back seat of someone's car. Therefore simulating being chauffeur driven. Similar to shotgun and the rules are the same.

Driver "Hey Andy, do you want a lift to the arcade?"

Passenger "Yeah but I'm riding egg!!"

Driver "Ah man, I don't wanna be your chauffeur fool"

by Matt_of_the_Bog December 13, 2010

riding the bus home

When you ride a guys dick while in a car. The vagina is home in this situation.

I saw you in that car with him, We're you riding the bus home?

by Kayaaaaaa May 25, 2017

riding billy

a guy and a girl are alone in a truck where he is riding in the middle while she drives. Named after the first bozo we ever saw do it.

LeRoy: Hey Bryan, did you see Billy sitting in the middle seat while Michelle was driving her truck?

Bryan: Yeah, when it's the other way around we call that something else. Guess we'll call this "Riding Billy" now.

by Shaft369 June 10, 2010

riding the moped

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.

You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008