cocklust ratio 

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust

(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.

cocklust ratio by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006

nut to sack ratio 

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.

Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

nut to sack ratio by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

Flora to Fondle Ratio 

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

Flora to Fondle Ratio by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009

Free wheel ratio 

See Free wheel

Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.

Ratio =

(Number of words in a speech)
-----------(divided by)-------------
(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)

A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.

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Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3

Free wheel ratio by FreeWheelTheory June 22, 2011

weight to tit ratio

the ratio of a girls weight compared to the size of her breasts.

that bitch weighs 3 bills but she's barely an a-cup. that chicks weight to tit ratio is wack.

weight to tit ratio by Byll September 14, 2009

Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask 

penis

penis: Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask
ok

Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask by nafkjndajk April 14, 2022

L + Ratio + You Fell Off 

The goddest tier of arguments. If you decide to say this, you won. Unless you are almost and very close to losing, this is the best way to climb back up

Person 1: You are literally toxic, you keep saying ez and its completely usele-
Person 2: L + Ratio + You Fell Off

L + Ratio + You Fell Off by Among us sucks May 5, 2022