Phail Quail

- A Phail Quail is an 'animal' drawn with 3 different colour pens (preferably black, red and blue) in the following way:
it has a large, roughly circular body connected to a thin, but still visible head with an eye and straight mouth. It has two minute feet and 2 wings. (all of the previous is preferably red). It then has a visible kidney (preferably black) with two blood vessels (preferably blue). The animal itself is extremely Phail, especially when drawn with ASCII on a ground.

- The Phrase "Phail Quail" can be used as an adjective, adverb, noun or verb to mean very fail.

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"That was so Phail Quail"
"Yeah, he did that so Phail Quail"
"That was such a Phail Quail"
"Ergh! I Phail Quailed my exams!"

by Bob Toad May 15, 2010

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A girl hot enough that you would kidnap her and take her away to a remote location and risk the potential legal ramifications if caught....

Damn, that stripper is smoking. She is kidnap quality.

by bbs21 July 15, 2011

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quail

quail is a multi-faceted word that can be utilized to describe all aspects of smoking marajuana.
etymology: anthropologists hypothesize that the term 'quail' first entered the american lexicon upon the release of the film "Wedding Crashers". This cult, mainstream, post-modern, post-structuralist, post-feminist cinematic masterpiece includes a very humourous scene involving the hunting of quails, which inspired permastoned teenagers across the world to unite for the quail hunting cause.

noun: "let's go smoke some quail" "yo, let's roast some quail" "may i interest you in the game of in quail hunting?" "you. me. a quail. 4:20 this afternoon."

verb: "let's go quail some trees" "wanna quail it up this afternooon?" "voulez-vous quailez avec moi? c'est soir?"

adjective: "this weed is so quail, is it from amsterdam?" "your mom is so quail, is she from amsterdam?" "your mom's weed is so quail, is it from amsterdam?"

by the notorious lkp January 29, 2006

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Qualisha

is a woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including herself, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being in her presence, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone.

Qualisha is sexy, hot, beautiful, pretty, amazing, cute, attractive, awesome, sweet, fine, stunning, nice, cool, lovely, caring, talented, adorable, intelligent, funny, charming, classy, and appealing

by Terris December 14, 2008

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