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Pyrocynical

A YouTuber and Twitter sensation from England, Pyrocynical creates some of the worst content on the internet, such as "Shrek Has Sweg" and "MLG Grandpa"

In late 2015 he changed his channel around and adopted a new personality and look, Foxy The Pirate from Five Nights At Freddy's.

His channel is no longer about Montage Parodies, he now makes daily uploads about the latest 'cringe' videos on the internet with heavy use of clickbait and capitalized titles, inspired by LeafyIsHere, another commentator YouTuber, in early February of 2016, Pyrocynical announced he would once again change his look and personality, to a customized version of Foxy The Pirate wearing a CRT monitor on his head, because that's cool and edgy.

Pyrocynical's channel absolutely blew up for no apparent reason due to the catchphrase "Small Loan Of A Million Dollars" which was first said by Donald Trump.

Pyrocynical's excuses for using heavy clickbait and misleading titles are "it's ironic" and "it's part of the job" which is pretty pathetic.
"Hey man, have you seen Pyrocynical's latest video?"

"Who the fuck is Pyrocynical?"

"The guy on YouTube who uploads those shitty commentary videos"

"Oh nah, I don't watch him"
by Nopeify July 19, 2016
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pyramidiot

1. A person who believes pyramids have special (often regenerative) properties and powers. May be obsessed with pyramids in general, or in particular with the Giza pyramids in Egypt, which they may believe were built by aliens, super-beings, the gods, etc. Probably really into Edgar Cayce.

2. A particular kind of (Western) tourist found in Egypt. They travel in large groups and can be seem performing rituals in pyramids, for which they have religious/supernatural reverence, or nearby temples. These rituals can include humming and chanting, joined palms raised, while standing on one leg.
1. Is that book on the pyramids by a serious scholar or just another pyramidiot?

2. Man, I took some friends out to the pyramids and a circle of pyramidiot tourists scared the crap out of me with their eerie chanting. Why can't they just take photos like normal people?
by idego January 11, 2011
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Pyro

Either A) a person who enjoys burning things or B) a person who like fire in general.
Jason is always having campfires, i think hes a Pyro.
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pyroclasm

The jet engines of the planes crashing into the twin towers on 9/11 were completely vaporized by the great pyroclasm.
by pagenotes June 12, 2017
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Peraob

A very Rad Lad
Ay you seen Ava over there she’s a total Peraob
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Twat Pyramid

The act of shooting a dead body in Halo between the legs and blood shoots out.
Bob: WHOA DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR?

Jack: That sucker tea-bagged me when he killed me and I saw it so I just killed him and he's getting his Twat Pyramid
by JOMAMMA123 February 19, 2009
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so thats how the egyptians built the pyramids

A thing said when someone is struggling horribly to carry something
*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians
by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg September 28, 2017
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