PONKE

ponke means lonke which means lonk which means lamp which means lampo which means lmao

person: says something funny
person 2: PONKE

by Grombellzz November 24, 2019

Plonka

a fucked up car.

I saw one of my buddies pushing his plonka up a steep hill.

by turd mahoy July 24, 2009

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

Ponk

To Ponk; break wind; guff; cut loose; freep; clear the room.

A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above.

A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.

After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show.

You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael.

Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!

by BigDim February 19, 2008

PonKey

A stange dwarfed equine derived from the mating of a pony and a donkey.Commonly white in colour with black extemitys

Hey quentin that donkey look as though its trying to climb over that pony but cant quite make it.................. SOME MONTHS LATER: W.T.F is that! is that a ponkey?

by BOWEN May 18, 2006

Ponky

adjective, used in describing a state of being, generally negative.

Nearly ready to call in sick to work.

I'm feeling ponky today, do I have a fever?

I'm a bit ponky, I can't shake this feeling.

by Southern Cook June 27, 2004

ponk

v. To smack someone else on the nose. Usually accompanied by saying the word, "Ponk!"

(Girl smacks boy on the nose)
Girl: Ponk!
Boy: Oh my god, I am so gonna ponk you for that!

by townloony October 22, 2008