Saucy Puppet Show

The sexual act of females involved in an orgy use sock puppets to jerk off the males.

Hey John!!! I wish I could be in a saucy puppet show!

by D1rty M1ke and the B0ys July 19, 2014

nigger puppet

Cockney rhyming slang for a chicken nugget.

Also a small black child.

1)You calling that takeaway mate? Get me 8 nigger puppets and chips. Safe.

2) See that little nigglet back there? What a chicken nugget.

by Stefan Englebert March 4, 2008

ass puppet

turd that hangs from you shitter by a couple of threads of spent food.

Honey grab me the scissors, I need to cut this dangling ass puppet.

by LocalHero June 9, 2005

cock puppet

A tiny little lady (or man I reckon) that you can grab ahold of and make like a mannequin whilst frigging.

'Golly, that cock puppet sure would be nice to animate,' said Justin.

by JimbAround January 31, 2004

facebook like-puppet

a person who "likes" every comment on everything that they post, even if they don't. also known to "like" some posts because of who posted it, even if its facebook garbage. to feed his habit, a like-puppet will even go to someone else's wall and "like" their posts and comments with reckless abandon, because the need to let everybody know that they approve is constant and overwhelming. he'll say that he's got it under control, and to prove it, he'll facebook for a day or so with almost no "likes". until the guilt of denying others the affirmation that they deserve finally overwhelms him, resulting in a "like" binge. this is not pretty, and you should never try to reason with him while he's in the throes of it. he's not there. he has become a facebook like-puppet. there is currently no known cure . we can only hope that enough posts/comments will be available for him, and try not to judge. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

"i posted that my sister has cancer, and it got 50+ "likes"! WTF??"
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."

"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"

"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".

by who's your mama July 4, 2014

Stinky Puppet

When someone shoves their hand up another's anus, and move it as if it were a puppet to make the other person talk as if they were a human puppet

Sal was sleeping and I was bored. So to entertain myself I gave him the good old stinky puppet

by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.

Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.

by Plac3b0 May 17, 2016