puerto rican pass

Passing someone in a car by using the shoulder on the right.

Grandma was going so slow I had to puerto rican pass her.

by Craigalicious May 29, 2008

Puerto Rican Handjob

A Puerto Rican Handjob is the equivalent to a footjob, where on person causes another to ejaculate by using their feet.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Puerto Rican Handjob, and let me tell you it was amazing.

by jjkk2828 June 5, 2011

Puerto Rican Diploma

The arrest record of a Puerto Rican

The police officer ran out of toner printing his/her Puerto Rican Diploma

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 23, 2013

puerto rican guy

A fine ass guy who gets all the fine bitches and is sometimes a stoner and has a fat friend named Jason

Damn! Look at that puerto rican guy fucking your mom while Jason watches eating cookies.

by BQws May 16, 2015

Puberty Rock

(Or Pube Rock)
A spin-off "genre" of rock music practiced and lead by the soon-to-be-famous-emaciated-circus-bear, Brian K. Music traits usually consist of punk, pop, or hard rock rhythms of cover songs and rarely originals, killer face-melting drum solos, and "Peter Brady" style vocals. Adopted by any aspiring pubertal 12 year old with a passion for music and with impressive talent, minus the singing...

12 year old+drums+cd burner+camp+14 year old groupies=PUBERTY ROCK

PUBERTY ROCK WILL OWN YOU!!

kid 1: is that him playing drums?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: and guitar?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: wow...he sucks
kid 2: thats just his voice, the music is good though..

by stray September 15, 2004

Puerto Lando

A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida

Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.

by mega oper August 3, 2008

Pubertis

Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.

Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!

by jdupon21 January 3, 2010