Digital Force Protection (DFP)

The passive consolidation of digitally produced or procured data which can be processed and disseminated to support the protection of a military force. DFP is not targeting or collection and is never active.

Digital Force Protection (DFP) is NOT SIGINT , NOT EW and NOT CYBER, It is DFP you stupid SOF VAMPIRE!!

by GFYSUDFA April 8, 2021

Magic John Screen Protector

Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle

"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."

by GUSFR1NG September 16, 2022

We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn

I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...

Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"

Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"

Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected

orange spodumene steven universe

Orange Spodumene is such an Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected UwU

by Goji Sauce December 9, 2019

pooter

is a slang term for pussy

Her pooter smells like rotten piss.

by James McDowell May 13, 2005

Procter

A random person also known as twatface

OMG YOUR SUCH A PROCTER

by Lone19202020 June 28, 2008

Prostestaut

Young prostitute. A child that has sex for cash.

Those 6th graders are prostestauts.

by Joey D (Takai) January 6, 2008