Poot

When you spill the milk and theres a little bit of brown in it and time freezes

My dog pooted i think

by bungiser July 9, 2021

tanned pooter

the smell from your vagina after tanning in a tanning bed. from sweating

"omg do you get a tanned pooter after you tan?"
"dude, when your girl gets back from the tanning beds, does she have a tanned pooter?"

by Qwak March 22, 2009

pootananny

pussy, vagina, the thing u stick ur penis in while ur boning the shit out of a bitch, HEAVEN ON EARTH, thing that i practically live in!

pootananny is something chris will never get from any girl, evan a HUUUGE ho like caitlin.

by big a-dizzle May 22, 2006

poot juice

Diarrhea

Dog, I was sprayin' poot juice after eatin' all them pinto beanz.

by Ric Dog June 6, 2003

Pootard

Someone who can not study with other people because they will lose concentration

Andrew couldn't study with the group today beause he is a pootard.

by kathnobath July 12, 2009

Pootenza

A fancy bit of flatulence that resemble a melody, chorus or verse from an existing piece of music, preferably classical but there is no set preference.

I heard the familiar tune and I began to whistle; only to realize it was mearly the sound of her soft pootenza. Bummer

by MrE_9P April 1, 2011

shoot the poot

Shoot the Poot is a component of several popular college drinking games, including Beirut, Caps, and FrisBeer. Similar to the Naked Run, it is punishment reserved for a player or team that is completely shut out, or unable to score a single point. The defeated player is required to bend over, drop his pants, and spread his buttocks, thus forming the target. The victorious player in turn drops his own pants, and from a distance of roughly 3 feet, attempts to ejaculate into the anus of the defeated.

If Andrew doesn't make this shot, Adam's gonna shoot the poot all up his whatsit, said Dan excitedly.

by El Guapo con queso July 5, 2007