The act of wasting or poorly using time in order to delay commencement or completion of an important task, duty or job by performing any other menial or cleaning task or utilising nearby equipment/tools, typically within hands reach.
Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.
Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.
Brad Pitt felt like a spot of Procrastination Masturbation, thus put Project Mayhem on hold so he could grow a beard and advertise perfume in black and white.
by Burns Crazysoft February 28, 2013
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To procrastinate before procrastinating.
Dude 1: Hey man what's up?
Dude 2: Oh I'm just precrastinating my work term report.
Dude 1: Precrastinating?
Dude 2: Ya you know, to precrastinate, procrastinating before you procrastinate.
Dude 2: Oh I'm just precrastinating my work term report.
Dude 1: Precrastinating?
Dude 2: Ya you know, to precrastinate, procrastinating before you procrastinate.
by Grinner July 27, 2008
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Man, earlier I was watching the game and I poocrastinated in the 4th quarter 'cus it was such a good game. Now my butthole hurts like hell.
by foolpoo October 20, 2009
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the action of ruining your own life for no apparent reason
noun
the action of ruining your own life for no apparent reason
Procrastination is like playing your favorite game in a dark alley. I know I'm supposed to be enjoying this, but I'm too worried about what's around the corner.
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