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Professor response

(n) A type of response in which the sender types a long, formal and neat e-mail, only to get an extremely brief response.
The student, or sender's email:
Dear Professor, regarding your current work of study, I recently discovered that your field of work has been a long-time academic interest of mine. I know that you are a busy man, but would it be rude of me to inquire if there was any type of research or assistance that a student could possibly involve him or herself with? If not, I would completely understand. However, please note my current grades and classes would prove as ample evidence as to my worth.
Sincerely, John Doe (#555555555)

The professor response:
see me
by yuudachi January 11, 2011
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professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.
Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?
by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011
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Professionalist

A person who is professionally challenged.
+ Challenged with obstacles in life but still managing to overcome them.
I may have brain damage, but that doesn't stop me from achieving my frequent succession. To summarize, I am professionally challenged / a professionalist. - CWSPablitoJ
by CWSPablitoJ May 28, 2023
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Classroom Professional

Students who only attend classes and never use what they learn.
Primarily used in a Dance school enviroment, this can also be applied to many other types of schools.
Rob: When are Jake and Jill going to the Salsa club and use what they spent so much money to learn?

Roy: Never! They're classroom professionals. They wouldn't know what to do when they got there.
by Tebroc Eleek October 11, 2006
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Facebook Professor

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.
Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.
by Butholeman September 10, 2015
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Rate My Professors

A website that college students use when choosing their classes to avoid having professors that are really difficult or challenging. Rate My Professors is your go-to site if you don't want to write a term paper or need more interactivity.
Kyle: I was originally going to take College Algebra with Dr. Platte, but turned to a different professor. after seeing his reviews on Rate My Professors.
Chris: Yeah. I heard he's lecture heavy and grades harshly.
by The Real Driller January 15, 2020
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professional liar

A professional liar is someone who is able to make up a story and tell it in such a way with false supporting details to make listeners belive its true. A good listener however will be able to pick up that some part of that story does not correspond with other parts of it. However when these types of liars are caught in the act they rarely ever have support to back up there story. Most of these types of liars are very insecure about themselves so they make up lies to convince themselves that they are something when in reallity they are nothing. Liars like this never admit they are lying because that is there way of life.
"sentence form" Nadia is a professional liar that talks all day but cant back nothin up.
by lie buster December 11, 2007
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