Polkinghorn

Most of the "Polkies" are control freak fucktards but some of them one in particular is so fucking badass bro I wish I could be her one day God I wish the Polkinghorns were real

Yo was that Arianna?? God she's so badass I bet she's a Polkinghorn, oh wait she is

by Aaron Lewis' vibrator November 12, 2025

piggy porking

Running across town wearing nothing but a wife beater looking like the character Porky Pig from loony toons.

Drunk guy: hey man...lets(hiccups)...go to the stadium and go piggy porking.

by beer pong bong May 22, 2007

Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat January 31, 2010

wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman .

Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.

by akimb0 April 25, 2011

Flanagan poking

The famous flanagan poke is often seen as an innocent hello to the untrained eye when in fact it is something much more underhand. It is a signal of sexual intent and it basically means she wants to ravage your naked body. Poking back is like a contract agreement, promising flanagan that she can get her dirty scouse hands on you.

When an innocent girl say Nicola is attacked without even realising it is an example of a flanagan poking

by davids33 November 14, 2011

Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015