When a person is giving a blow job and the blow job recipient stretches his scrotum under his or her chin, creating a front porch.
by Breal916 June 6, 2011
Get the front porchmug. Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.
by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005
Get the Porch Monkeymug. A racial slur nobody knew about until they watched Clerks 2 and now they say it like they started it.
Person 1: "Hey porch monkey get off my lawn!"
Person 2: "Say what?"
Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"
Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."
Person 2: "Say what?"
Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"
Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."
by Junk28 October 1, 2007
Get the porch monkeymug. A cougar that is long past her prime. The last stage in the Cougar Evolution. Usually hanging out at events that sound like they will attract a younger crowd but do not. If you see an old guy wearing blue tinted sunglasses and a hawaiian print shirt in the crowd more than likely you are in Porch Cat territory.
Guy1: Dude, what's up with this party? There is nothing but Porch Cats up in here.
Guy2: I hope we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!
Guy2: I hope we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!
by The Michalenko January 28, 2009
Get the Porch Catmug. by eric shen May 6, 2006
Get the porch monkeymug. A term exploited in a Kevin Smith movie. Currently being defined by morons who saw the movie and now think their the only ones who know it.
Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.
by wolverine_hair September 7, 2008
Get the porch monkeymug. thank goodness you brought that porch juice last night, if you hadn't i might not have gone home with that land monster, she was a giver and a taker.
by Calamity Brad May 5, 2011
Get the porch juicemug.