geel popper

A large zit that is ripe for squeezing.

Donna was acting weird and wouldn't look me in the face when I was talking to her. I went and looked in the bathroom mirror and realized that I had a massive geel popper on my forehead! Wow, man, I ain't hittin' on shit!

by exitflagger May 1, 2008

Cotton Popper

A female who popped her cherry while inserting a tampon

Sarah: Did you hear Jessica is a Cotton Popper?
Courtney: Omg yeah I heard.. ugh what a nasty little whore.
Sarah: We should go write shit about her in the girl's bathroom during 4th!
Courtney: Yeah lets do it! That slutty bitch deserves it!

by LiveLaughFuck April 2, 2015

Todd Van Poppel money

Phrase used by Brien Taylor, former MLB #1 pick of the New York Yankees, and his family under the advice of agent Scott Boras. The Yankees offered him about $350,000, the usual amount for a #1 pick, but Taylor informed them he would be holding out for "Todd Van Poppel money", in reference to previous year's draftee Todd Van Poppel, who was given $1.2 million to sign with the Oakland Athletics. Taylor was eventually given more than $1.55 million. Humorously, Brien Taylor never ended up in the majors after tearing his labrum in a bar fight, and Van Poppel spent the majority of his career as a mediocre middle reliever.
This phrase pops up frequently around drafts, when high draftees are expected to ask for ridiculous amounts of money rivaling the contracts of many proven veterans and younger stars.
It can also be used in everyday situations when referring to a relatively large amount of money, especially when said money is being offered to convince you to do something heinous.

John: Hey Dan, I'll give you $20 to burn off your nutsack hair.

Dan: Hell no, you'd have to give me Todd Van Poppel money to do that.

by Butters06 June 9, 2009

Pappendorff

When time is a serious issue, a gentleman may need to perform life's two basic pleasurable necessities simultaneously. The first of these would be masturbation. The second is the expulsion of last night's kebab(or other equally gut-rotting cuisine) through the rear orifice.

"I was running late for work this morning, so I decided to kill two birds with one stone and have a pappendorff. Fantastic!"

by Ricardo Verdi July 23, 2008

pepper toe

A "spicy" feeling in between your toes, usually when you have boots that take you a long time to get on or off...

Damn, I've got me a pepper toe

by Ablome, Heywood J. April 5, 2010

Peppersack

1. One who is a remarkable Halo player.

2. A grounded individual with strong morals and a steady belief system without regard to the world outside

3.. An honest to the bone, armed to the teeth, true blooded American

That guy is a great person, he is a real peppersack

I can't believe that guy is saving that kitten, he is a real peppersack

by Teebonitus May 9, 2013

peppered shepherd

Similar to a donkey punch but much more humane. As the male is about to climax while doing his partner from behind (doggy style) he throws a handful of pepper into their face causing them the sneeze uncontrollably. Hold on and enjoy.

My girl got me a brand new pepper shaker and collar because she enjoys the peppered shepherd as much as I do.

by Pepe H January 15, 2019