Where you run up to anyone with something in their hands, twat it out and shout poppen at the same time.
Person1:"GO ON! Poppen Sian!", Person2:"OK". Person2 runs upto Sian like a nob and smashes whaterver she has in her hands on the floor and shouts "Poppen!", then runs away again.
poppen is a new fast growing sport that is the art of smacking something out of ones hand. To perform poppen one must run up to somebody who is holding something and smack it out of their hand shouting 'poppen' at the same time.
poppen was invented by the imfamous Jonny Read and Anthony Wright with the phrase 'poppen de chipen' but this was when poppen only smacked chips out of peoples hands. Later Poppen spread to any type of food and now poppen is just anything that anybody is holding. If you poppen somebody however the consequences can be severe so if you decide to poppen somebody then RUN LIKE FUCK!!!!!
Dan: Hey Mike you want this cake? *Holds cake out*
Mike: ...POPPEN! *Smacks cake out of Dan's hand**Laughs*
Dan: YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!
Mike: *Runs*
Dan *Chases*
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*