poopfingers

One who does not wash his hands after pooping. This also includes not using soap when rinsing your hands.

Hoffman got Hepatitis after eating fried chicken because he has poopfingers.

by Francis O'Igby May 22, 2007

pooping out the woodwork

When crazy shit like Salad Fingers is all of the sudden all up in your grill.

Yo Smudge! Grab your nine - these bandicoots are pooping out the woodwork!

by savonnn February 5, 2009

popkin

To be the center of attention while 4+ men slap there cocks off your face hard leaving red marks

A adult movie - after you have shot your load getting swaffled on the face - argghhh lets popkin her face - yeh

by coroner01 November 12, 2009

pooping tom

when you need to poop so bad that it seems your poop is peeping out your butt-hole

Bob: I cant make the 3 o'clock , got a pooping tom situation

by rptl January 27, 2011

Pooking

When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.

Britta: Where's Billy?

Brindi: I think he's sick.

Anders: He's in the bathroom pooking up a turd!

by Panda Lundberg February 22, 2008

pooskins

another way of saying holy shitor crap

pooskins theres a chiken wearing a coat!!!!!!

by M.MAC January 27, 2007

poonkin

You are my one and only

I love you poonkin, forever and always poonkin, you are the reason I wake up every morning poonkin, you are what I live for poonkin

by yester199 August 23, 2011