pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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Circular Pooch Cooch

The act of flying a plane in a upwards diagonal then circling around to tighten the "gap" between you and the lead plane
Renard: Genson! pull the plane up in a diagonal fashion then circle around my plane keeping your nose level to my tail! Then close the gap by increasing the thrust to your engine!

Genson: What is this new maneuver?

Renard: We will call it, The Circular Pooch Cooch!
by Ninjaskeelz May 28, 2012
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Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet
Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.
by Bross December 28, 2018
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pooch punch

When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you
The little shih Tzu pooch punched me
by KatZ55 July 16, 2021
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scoozy pooch

A typical blonde bitch skank that everyone at least knows one of. A scamp. Multiple partner skank.
Man, Jennifer Lawrence in the new hunger games movie is such a scoozy pooch.
by lsx7 March 20, 2014
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Freon pooch

A dog that prefers air conditioned environments
Our dog really likes air conditioning; he is a freon pooch.
by Jup01 May 26, 2020
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walk the pooch

i'm off to walk the pooch
by Ann0nimau5 March 01, 2010
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