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pooch

Any healthy good lookin animal that has a personality, and/or stands out from the others. Usually they are spunky, adorable, precious and smart. They have pretty colors and a pretty face.
That squirrel followed us home.That's a fricken pooch right there.

Flipper the dolphin, Mr. Ed the horse, and Lassie the dog all represent pooches.
by Adub408 July 26, 2021
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pooch

someone or something cute whom you may love
hand me my doochi woochie loochie pooch
by logpeen July 27, 2023
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Scooting my pooch

irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle
Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch
by SergioV June 28, 2022
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Pooch

It is a homemade wine made by sugar bread yeast.Although it is not regular wine it stings harder than regular wine.
"YO PASS THE POOCH"
by Dheueidjid June 6, 2022
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afternoon pooch

That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.
A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!
by von groovy August 21, 2024
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She drank too many margaritas at Taco Tuesday so she ended up having to drain her pooch.
by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021
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pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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