Pooch

Another name for a dog or female , mainly for a female who's a bitch but a bad bitch who does as she's told

"Look at are lass, she's a right pooch"

by Sloankettering March 16, 2015

pooche

extra fat and/or skin in your lower abdomen area

if you eat too much, your pooche will grow

by bella0613 November 14, 2010

pooch

someone who does absolutely everything for you with no expectation of getting anything in return. they do anything to make you happy and they always cheer you up and make you laugh. a pooch knows you better than you know yourself

i love my pooch

i love that boy he’s my pooch

by krpmrz3024 November 25, 2018

poochin

When your stomach gets full and starts to protrude outward.

My tummy is poochin!

by cHeLL3 September 27, 2005

pooch

Originally used for dogs, this term has now been adopted by fat women in order to attempt to make their gelatinous abdominal region sound cute.

Non-Overweight person: "Do you mind putting away your disgusting stomach?"

Overweight Cow: " TeeHee, You mean my little pooch!"

Non-Overweight person: *vomits*

by dustitall November 22, 2011

Pooch

An utter mong. A person who feels the need to chip in with random, pathetic and pointless comments or noises. Of which have no real value or credibility to the conversation. Usually these comments which make you a Pooch are completely off topic and just generally force all people listening to temporarily hate the person who chipped in.

Josh: - "Luke, how much work you got left to do?"

Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)

Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"

Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)

Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."

Pooch: - "Woof"

Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"

by David.fear.is.a.mong. May 1, 2010

Pooch Sack

1.)noun. A pooch sack is the woman's vaginal area, when it gets strangled by an artical of clothing, particularly spandex leotards, and looks like a little sack. also can be called a mooseknuckle or camel toe.
2.)noun. A short, firecrotch little girl who wears yellow eyeshadow and has very peanutty nipples.

"You listen here and you listen good, I like pooch sack and only pooch sack. K? K."

by dUB DizzLE for sure. June 13, 2008