Pokémong

A Pokémon Go player who unsuspectingly walks into street furniture whilst trying to catch a Pokémon.

Haha that Pokémong just walked into a lamp post!

by Parkinafaso July 12, 2016

Pokemon Battle

The art of walking into your bedroom with your partner is naked while you are wearing a trainer hat like Ash Ketchum. You ejaculated on her face and say thay you gave her a Hydro Pump

I challenged Misty to a Pokemon Battle, my Blastoise beat her Bulbasaur using Hydro Pump

by Mcfacialxgiver August 7, 2016

Polmonem Respis

Name: Polmonem Respis

Pronunciation: Pulmó-num Rēs-pis

Description: Polmonem Respis (more commonly referred to as "Rhespis") is an extremely rare genetic disorder originating from within the lungs. this disorder is most commonly found in females. The name Polmonem derives from the Latin term "fatiguer" meaning "to tire".

Symptoms of this disorder consist of mostly anxiety, sleepiness, shortness of breath, sore chest, sodium cravings, along with lack of focus and dizziness.

My friend just found out she had Polmonem Respis, she cried for a week!

by topsource101 November 7, 2018

playing pokemon under the sheets

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females

i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.

by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017

Poem

po·em
noun
\ˈpō-əm, -im, ˈpōm also ˈpȯ(-)im, ˈpō-ˌem\
Definition of POEM

1:Something that is beautiful yet scarred, sweet yet fierce, joyous yet sorrowful, graceful yet clumsy, formal yet raw, tormented yet loved.

The most complex thing in this world is a poem.

by Mar Necrocon May 7, 2011

pokemonistic

Adjective,

Saying one's own name as the sole form of speech.
This is a reference to the kid's show, Pokemon, where the characters' oration consists of only their names.

The toddler's chatter was quite pokemonistic, as his name was the only word he knew.

by Chomoe January 1, 2008

ghetto pokemon

People who can be heard outside one's window on a city morning, repeating the same words over and over again; "N---...N___", "Yo, yo, yo", "Sup, Sup, Suuup!", etc.

"An alarm clock? Don't need one. Ghetto Pokemon wake me up at 4AM on a Sunday."

or

"Damn Ghetto Pokemon! I'm trying to sleep".

by Cionadh March 26, 2011