Pissmeyer

A person who acts as though he or she knows everything and who dismisses the opinions, comments, or suggestions of others. A person who acts superior to others due to their family blood line related to royalty or wealth.

He is such a Pissmeyer! He won't listen to anyone's advise !

by SeaPlus August 12, 2020

ball-pisser

Someone who's dick is so small, when they pee, they piss on their balls.

Girl #1: How was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!

Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
Girl: Alright.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Girl: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!

by Ron Tacandong April 14, 2014

pussy pisser

One who enjoys urinating in vaginas.

"Look at Johnny go, he's such a pussy pisser!"

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

pissed off penguin

When a woman is giving her lover oral sex, as the man begins to enter his climax the woman removes her mouth from the said man and walks away casually leaving the man completely unsatisfied. as he urgently rushes towards her with his pants at his ankles she turns around and smiles at him as he wobbles towards her only to fall down from tripping over his own drawers

woman: <giving oral>
man: ohh yeah bitch
woman: <walks away>
man: extends arms, and wobbles towards her
woman: ha ha look at the pissed off penguin!
man: <slams onto the floor>
woman: call me a bitch again nigger.

by BLOODBLUHAXOR AT YMAIL DOT COM December 9, 2009

2 bit pisser

Any person who is unable to hold their alcohol and as such gets drunk very quickly after not consuming much grog.
2 bit= 2 drinks,pisser=alcohol, drunk

Many people I know are 2 bit pissers

by bobswwastd March 22, 2009

pissed in your cheerios

To give somebody bad news.

"Sorry to have pissed in your Cheerios, but that chick that just gave you a blowjob has an Adam's apple and a hard-on."

by Funk knuckle July 31, 2014

As pissed as a newt

Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt

Look at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.

by ud40 March 11, 2005