A good guitarist, a nice girl, she is someone who listens to your problems and makes you feel better about life. She is a really great friend and I value our friendship higher than most people.
If you see this Pip then I want to say thank you for being kind, caring, and understanding towards me.
If you see this Pip then I want to say thank you for being kind, caring, and understanding towards me.
Me: “Ohh Pip~”
Pip: “Hmm?”
Me: *Pulls out nature valley*
Pip: *Eyes widened to maximum extent, personality turned into a puppy dog*
Me: *Throws it*
Hollie: *Fucking dives and smashes her head on the table but still misses it*
Pip: “Hmm?”
Me: *Pulls out nature valley*
Pip: *Eyes widened to maximum extent, personality turned into a puppy dog*
Me: *Throws it*
Hollie: *Fucking dives and smashes her head on the table but still misses it*
by AGuyFromBelize September 2, 2025
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Anyone who violates pip theory will be immediately suspected by all of its adherents.
Anyone who violates pip theory will be immediately suspected by all of its adherents.
When I entered the elevator, I noted its 4 occupants standing in each corner and immediately took the center position, following the expected pip theory because I am not a pervert.
by CatNumberFour September 19, 2025
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by HawaiianPunch1 November 13, 2025
Get the Pips mug.Someone who doesn’t work, doesn’t struggle, but somehow drives a brand new car and watches every im a celebrity get me out of here episodes on T.V.
Treats sitting down as an endurance sport and socialising as their main daily achievement.
Often spotted perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing while claiming chronic exhaustion from a day consisting of naps, scrolling tik tok videos, and a heroic trip to Tesco for some ciders and pizza in theyre brand new disability car.
Main social activity is visiting other PIP pimps to compare sofas, meds, and excuses.
Talks about “how they miss working" all while smoking a big fat reefer and siping on a can of super tennants!
Doesnt know what an alarm clock is anymore?
The last time they worked was when they had to fill out a PIP form!
Qualifying for stupid syndrome illnesses like (CSFS)
Chronic Sofa Fatigue Syndrome and
GED generalised effort disorder
Has more medical acronyms than qualifications
Knows benefit rules better than the governments (DWP) department of working pensions
Treats sitting down as an endurance sport and socialising as their main daily achievement.
Often spotted perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing while claiming chronic exhaustion from a day consisting of naps, scrolling tik tok videos, and a heroic trip to Tesco for some ciders and pizza in theyre brand new disability car.
Main social activity is visiting other PIP pimps to compare sofas, meds, and excuses.
Talks about “how they miss working" all while smoking a big fat reefer and siping on a can of super tennants!
Doesnt know what an alarm clock is anymore?
The last time they worked was when they had to fill out a PIP form!
Qualifying for stupid syndrome illnesses like (CSFS)
Chronic Sofa Fatigue Syndrome and
GED generalised effort disorder
Has more medical acronyms than qualifications
Knows benefit rules better than the governments (DWP) department of working pensions
“Dave says he’s shattered today — he drove to three other PIP pimps, sat down six times, and survived a Costa Coffee all while eating luxury "jew shelf" foods. Absolute warrior.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 14, 2025
Get the PIP pimp mug.Pip is irreplaceable. They are the type of person who will never stop growing and nothing will ever take away the stardust in their eyes.. They have a big heart which has lead them to Love harder than others, but also shed many tears. They are stubborn and hardheaded, but can and come back and apologize/admit to it later on. They are absolutely the silliest person you will ever meet and will make you laugh so hard you might as well order your coffin beforehand. They always have your back in the days its harder to wake up and you can trust them with your whole life- and above all they have a beauty to them that is much more than just their physical appearance (Which is already stunning as it is- give me butterflies hehe) But they absolutely radiate Like a star on their own.. a gorgeous ball of light that is pulling you in more and more until you cant help but be devoted to them.
thats my pip <3
by Aphora November 22, 2021
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by justanartist3221 November 23, 2021
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“Take your pip stick to your claims review”
“Take your pip stick to your claims review”
by Update404 March 2, 2025
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