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Peter Piper

When you smother peppers on your penis until it burns and your compadre then blows on your cock, like blowing a flute.
What you call a girl that gave some head to one of your musical friends.
"Dude last night I was getting off with some peppers when my girl came up and blew on my dick, what a Peter Piper!"

"Hey, Jessica gave Jimmy some head last night."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she's totally a Peter Piper."
by Xylaphone March 14, 2019
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Piperette

After the 2009 cigarette tobacco tax increase, retarded tobacco companies started selling pipe tobacco to make cigarettes. This loophole allowed them to sell pretty much the same stuff without paying the government the tax on it. Only problem is that the pipe tobacco tastes and smells like feet.
-While on smoke break-

Adam - "Dude, what are you smoking? Your cig smells like my gym bag!"

M. Ryan - "Its a piperette, man! Its crappy pipe tobacco in a cigarette, but hey, I make it work."

Adam - "You're retarded. Why don't you just buy the real stuff? Its more money but still cheaper than prepack smokes."
by mistergoodkat December 2, 2009
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Pipeski Feigner

Noun. A dick lover, a woman in which who craves the cock more than most women

the word pipe (as in dick).. add "ski" at the end to make it sound more canadian - word flourished in the canadian hockey world

Feigner - Feigning for the pipe more often than other makes them a "feigner"
Abby (the booty call): Hiiii
Nick: what up pipeski feigner
Abby: Well I do indeed crave the pipe so I guess you are correct in that nick name, babe.
Nick: I'm not your babe. Youre just a pipeski feigner. I'll call you when needed. Thanks for craving the pipe
by gotawaywithw3rds June 18, 2014
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pipeshot

A pipe shot is a ball thrown to a batter by a pitcher directly down the middle, with the intent on providing the batter with an easy ball to hit hard and/or far.
Boy, that pipeshot Wainwright threw Derek Jeter was right down the middle. He's dumber than his own insufferable fan base!
by kmart6120 July 19, 2014
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pipes are calling

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.
by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017
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pipero

A guy that likes very much Sony POTENCIA POTENCIA
El puto Sasel es un pipero
by OsuCelsius March 7, 2017
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piper gordon

piper gordon is a really beautiful but fat person.
by ImFat12321 July 23, 2017
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